My dad: One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called "Maybe You're The Problem"
heislikefireburningthroughtime:
always-there-to-welcome-you-home:
“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”^^this.
I ship it.
I ship it.“Mom, Mom, I’m gay.”
“We have taught you well.”
Imagine Harry Potter’s son trying to tell him he’s gay.
“Dad, I.. I think I’m gay.”
“Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters-“
“Oh God. Dad, I’ve already heard this. I know how this ends.”
“One of them was gay and-“
“For the love of all that is magic, I get it!”
“He was one of the bravest gay wizards I’ve ever known. Brave, but gay.”
“Please stop.”
“BRAVEST GAY HEADMASTER ALL OF HOGWARTS HAS EVER HAD!”
“…”
“BRAVEST AND GAYEST, I SAY.”
this ^
oh my god, I love tumblrtumblr loves gays more than gays love gays.
the comments though
“Mom, I lost my virginity.”
“Were you safe, son?”
“Yeah. I made him wear a condom.”
“Well, as long as you were safe about it. Congrats on the sex, honey. Let me go get the cake.”
“Mom, I had sex with a guy.”
“So did I. That’s how you got here. But, you don’t see making a big deal about it. Now, what flavor do you want the cake?”
i fucking love this post so much <3
but why is the cat saying no
I love this post…but the cat confuses me…
….I just wanted to reblog for the picture…but then I saw the long-ass postings…and now the cat…. And all I can come up with is “errm…?”…
I thought that I heard you laughing. I thought that I heard you sing. I think I thought I saw you try, but that was just a dream.
“
| — | R.E.M., Losing My Religion (via sweet-fluorescent-enemies) |
R.e.m. - The One I Love
….just listened to them play on radio.
There is such beauty in their music..
Her face is cracked from smiling
All the fears that she’s been hiding
And it seems pretty soon ev’rybody’s gonna know.
All the fears that she’s been hiding
And it seems pretty soon ev’rybody’s gonna know.
“
| — | Celebration Day-Led Zeppelin (via you-stripmymind) |
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
people really shouldn’t let me endlessly scroll through the jimmy page tag, because I become this squealing puddle of a teenager on the floor
The accuracy of how this describes me is remarkably uncanny…
