my biggest fear is that one day i’ll actually be able to meet all my favorite celebrities and i’ll find them all irritating and annoying.
can somebody please tell me how to stop caring about fictional characters and celebrities so i don’t die from a stress-induced stroke before i’m 25
That awkward moment when you can’t even look eye to eye with your younger, baby brother anymore…because you’re soo god damn short…..
I just realized it..
And that’s the worst moment/feeling ever…… It’s like he, and everyone else, are just looking down at you.. All the time.
Always…
The greatest tragedy in mankind’s entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion.
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| — | Arthur C. Clarke |
Reblog if you don’t care if someone is transgender, straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual.
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
